Mmmmmkay. So my crazy weekend is about to start and I would just like to get a few things off my chest from the last few days…
It’s been my philosophy with a lot of things at work over the past 5 years. 5 YEARS! Who would have guessed. But it’s true. I can’t tell you how many times out of the billions of situations where we get yelled at or talked down to, where we did the best thing you can do in that situation… Continue reading
“Welcome to Starbucks…etc etc…”
Older looking lady with huge shades “Mmmm…yeah I want a half calf caramel Frappe….I think…”
“Ok, What size?”
“I’m not sure…I just got out of ‘Heart’ Surgery, so I’m having a hard time figuring out what I want…”
Me and my coworker are now horrified because…she is like 900 years old now and fresh from surgery? ….and she’s getting coffee? what the french toast man!
She pulls around, and comes to the window…I give her drink…and I can’t help myself….
“So you just got out of heart surgery you said?”
She turns to me in wonder, “I did! How did you know I didn’t say anything about surgery.”
“Ummmm..yeah back at the box you said you’d just got out of…”
She’s looking at me like I read her mind. NO lady…I ain’t no Miss Cleo today.
“Oh oh, yes…I just got out of EYE surgery. My eye hemorrhaged while I was in the hospital recovering from a Flesh Eating Bacteria that nearly killed me.” she smiles a little…
Yeahhhh….sometimes. People can offer too much information. LADY GO HOME ALREADY! You almost died! And there’s no need to endanger the lives of our humble townsfolk by you turning into a zombie and crashing and spreading your crazy. ….just saying.
So not this weekend…but the next I’ll be going to a two day concert in South Padre! Isla Del Sol Fest. I’m very much looking forward to it since it’ll be my first of this kind. 😀 Should prove to have some interesting times ahead. 😉
No but seriously, this is a problem. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve seen this happen with customers. You cannot tell me that you washed your hands when, the toilet is STILL FLUSHING when you walk out. EWWW…EWWWWWWW….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I mean why would you not wash your hands!!! It’s not only good hygiene but good manners. I don’t care if YOU “know where your dinglehopper has been”…I don’t. And I really don’t like you that much to have my hands be a part of such an intimate area of your body. Unless you know…you are freaking hot. Which. You are not. So NO….b*tch wash your hands before I say something outloud and make a scene about it.
That would probably be the best thing ever. The next time I see someone exit without washing their hands…in the loudest most obnoxious way possible…say: “Ooooohhhh Myyyyy GOOOOOOOOOD….you didn’t just walk out of their without washing your hands did you? Guys…GUYS! They didn’t wash their hands! That’s gross huh?!”
Yeah…I think I will. Just wait.
Y’all know how geeky I am. Well…maybe now you do. But seriously. I was looking through the news on Yahoo cause that’s how I recently started rolling. And it seems that Superman in the new DC universe, is now going to start a NEW romance?
Now….what will Lois’ reaction be?