No but seriously, this is a problem. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve seen this happen with customers. You cannot tell me that you washed your hands when, the toilet is STILL FLUSHING when you walk out. EWWW…EWWWWWWW….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I mean why would you not wash your hands!!! It’s not only good hygiene but good manners. I don’t care if YOU “know where your dinglehopper has been”…I don’t. And I really don’t like you that much to have my hands be a part of such an intimate area of your body. Unless you know…you are freaking hot. Which. You are not. So NO….b*tch wash your hands before I say something outloud and make a scene about it.
That would probably be the best thing ever. The next time I see someone exit without washing their hands…in the loudest most obnoxious way possible…say: “Ooooohhhh Myyyyy GOOOOOOOOOD….you didn’t just walk out of their without washing your hands did you? Guys…GUYS! They didn’t wash their hands! That’s gross huh?!”
Yeah…I think I will. Just wait.