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What an Adventure. Friday,the day before it all began. Chapters 1-1,000,000.

Ok so you guys may remember how I was saying I was going to that Isla Del Sol Fest in South Padre this weekend with my friend Logan(names may have been changed to protect the wrongfully innocent). Well…it was an interesting experience since I’ve never been to an EDM music festival/concert/show thing ever. And the fun times started before I left… Continue reading

Ok seriously


No but seriously, this is a problem. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve seen this happen with customers. You cannot tell me that you washed your hands when, the toilet is STILL FLUSHING when you walk out. EWWW…EWWWWWWW….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I mean why would you not wash your hands!!! It’s not only good hygiene but good manners. I don’t care if YOU “know where your dinglehopper has been”…I don’t. And I really don’t like you that much to have my hands be a part of such an intimate area of your body. Unless you know…you are freaking hot. Which. You are not. So NO….b*tch wash your hands before I say something outloud and make a scene about it.


That would probably be the best thing ever. The next time I see someone exit without washing their hands…in the loudest most obnoxious way possible…say:  “Ooooohhhh Myyyyy GOOOOOOOOOD….you didn’t just walk out of their without washing your hands did you? Guys…GUYS! They didn’t wash their hands! That’s gross huh?!”

Yeah…I think I will. Just wait.

About time I say…

Y’all know how geeky I am. Well…maybe now you do. But seriously. I was looking through the news on Yahoo cause that’s how I recently started rolling. And it seems that Superman in the new DC universe, is now going to start a NEW romance?

Superman and Wonder Woman sittin above a tree…

Now….what will Lois’ reaction be?