B*tches gonna b*tch. A Customer Voice Tale.

Mmmmmkay. So my crazy weekend is about to start and I would just like to get a few things off my chest from the last few days…

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This is all your fault…

So…thanks to a post by one of my new fav girls Rebecca2000 at ladyornot.com….I found my new hetero crush for today. -.-

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Ok seriously

 

No but seriously, this is a problem. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve seen this happen with customers. You cannot tell me that you washed your hands when, the toilet is STILL FLUSHING when you walk out. EWWW…EWWWWWWW….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I mean why would you not wash your hands!!! It’s not only good hygiene but good manners. I don’t care if YOU “know where your dinglehopper has been”…I don’t. And I really don’t like you that much to have my hands be a part of such an intimate area of your body. Unless you know…you are freaking hot. Which. You are not. So NO….b*tch wash your hands before I say something outloud and make a scene about it.

….*lightbulb*….

That would probably be the best thing ever. The next time I see someone exit without washing their hands…in the loudest most obnoxious way possible…say:  “Ooooohhhh Myyyyy GOOOOOOOOOD….you didn’t just walk out of their without washing your hands did you? Guys…GUYS! They didn’t wash their hands! That’s gross huh?!”

Yeah…I think I will. Just wait.

About time I say…

Y’all know how geeky I am. Well…maybe now you do. But seriously. I was looking through the news on Yahoo cause that’s how I recently started rolling. And it seems that Superman in the new DC universe, is now going to start a NEW romance?

Superman and Wonder Woman sittin above a tree…

Now….what will Lois’ reaction be?

HELLO MONDAY!!

You know whats funny…is that for real, Monday’s and Morning’s are two things that really get me in a bad mood. I think I used to have a problem with them before I started working those 5am shifts. Now. 5 years later, they really don’t get to me. Mostly I think cause Mondays are now hardly relevant since I don’t work a normal M-F work week. And mornings I just got used to as a fact of life. Usually come 6am after my first round of caffeine and the right chemistry with the right coworkers and the right music playing…I will either be….
 or….

 ORRRRR….

while my coworkers just look on in horror…

 

I love life. What can I say? 🙂

 

Opposed to change?

Ok. So as though of you who actually go to my store know, we had a remodel here about a few months ago now back in June. It wasn’t a very big remodel just some cosmetic changes to wall color and furniture. However, in the change, they did switch up our seating arrangement so that at one window wall area we now have a bar where there used to be two chairs. In hindsight I’ll take a picture of the area and update this post with it so you’ll have an idea of what I’m talking about. Anyway. In this particular corner where the bar is there used to be two larger comfy chairs. Now I’m sure you know this already, but regulars at any place of business are usually creatures of habit(obviously), and they sometimes don’t take change well. ….and by well I mean at all.  Continue reading